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woo ino you can do it all my favorite characters are doing cool things this is almost too good to be...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:29:20 -0400

woo ino you can do it

all my favorite characters are doing cool things this is almost too good to be true

im gonna be honest and admit that i squealed as i in fact do any...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:26:55 -0400

im gonna be honest and admit that i squealed

as i in fact do any time these two characters interact in any way

woo go sakura you tell em

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:22:39 -0400

woo go sakura you tell em

i hope that in the end naruto and co win the battle and sasuke comes home and sasusaku and naruhina...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:21:10 -0400

i hope that in the end naruto and co win the battle and sasuke comes home and sasusaku and naruhina happen and its revealed that neji wasnt really dead and everything is as perfect as possible given the circumstances and they all go home

and then we see obito again and discover that everyone is in his illusion world and none of it is real

i hope that exactly that is what happens

the end no sakura dont she did fuck this movie THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OKAY NONE OF THIS MAKES IT...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:52:00 -0400

the end

no sakura dont

she did

fuck this movie

THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OKAY

NONE OF THIS MAKES IT OKAY

THIS IS NOT OKAY

iruka is perfect tho

why doesnt iruka just move in with him why have they not done that

oh i thought there was more time left to the moive. is there something after the credits? i remember a clip i havent seen yet

nope the end

p 4 well at least you know itll be easy to get another rose “lets go home as soon as...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:32:47 -0400

p 4

well at least you know itll be easy to get another rose

“lets go home as soon as possible”

shes gone walk in and see him happy with his new family

great not only is he happy hes now probably happier than shes ever been with her own family. because her family sucks, and his doesnt.
and the only guy he thought she could go to for help is a player who considers her as disposable as any other girl.
and inos probably in no position to help her this time either.
this blows

perfect timing menma
the villain saves the day

gay

menma hates naruto already ha ha ha ha
kid what did you expect when you (ran away from home? idk)
okay ill admit no one expects their parents to replace them and hes going with it pretty well

menmas a badass

i dont think i even need to say anything about this screenshot

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR DAD SUCKS

why does it have to always be one or the other
why cant he ever just be perfect

hes basically saying hes sakuras brother here
hes wearing sakuras dads cloak
thats not minatos cloak naruto its sakuras dads
is sakura your twin sister is that what youre saying here

the horrible feeling is jealousy, right menma?

wait if naruto and sakura switched does that mean menma was abused
are minato and kushina bad parents
i was thinking earlier that if kushina really beats menma thats pretty shitty
holy shit did that really happen

oh wait is it the kyuubi reacting? are their chakras clashing? its not really jealousy

time for the badass music again THE HEROS ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY

“HEY DUDE WHOS A MASS MURDERER ON MY WORLD AND WHOS TRIED TO KILL US BEFORE, TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY SISTER OKAY?” or wait is this after naruto’s cool with itachi? i dont see how it could be

i was not deceived

okay but why did menma’s clothes dissolve

wait that was too quick let me go back and freeze frame it

i cant get a good enough freeze frame but damn sakura im jealous now

naruto just release the fox he probably wants to do it

“Its not like i LIKE helping you out…”

jesus christ menma does look like sasuke

i think i ship it

hey sakura did you bring your new boyfriend

(what if this was canon, and sakura in the main storyline decided she liked the older uchiha more)
(WHAT IF)

p 3 oh i wish i hadnt muted the sound let me replay that moment minato and kushina are ON THE...

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:13:01 -0400

p 3

oh i wish i hadnt muted the sound let me replay that moment

minato and kushina are ON THE SCENE

yeah that is pretty mean actually, send naruto to a world where his parents are alive and if he wants to go home he has to leave them behind

look i dont know why kushina beating up her son is funny to me when emotional abuse is serious business i dont even know maybe if it was actually menma she was threatening id be feeling different

okay minato in an apron cleaning stuff is really cute i like minakushi in this universe better

yes thats exactly whats happening

i love how mensaku is assumed by everyone to be a thing
i wonder what it would be like

yeah masked guy is definitely menma like you cant disguise that voice

HEY HES HANGING OUT WITH TOBI! HEY TOBI ARE YOU HAVING FUN WITH YOUR REPLACEMENT NARUTO??? BE SAFE YOU TWO (i think theyre screwing)

did that toad just throw a giant cigarette at them

what is naruto doing

CATCH HER YOU DOL—minato were you able to teleport out of there at any time oh my god

look i cant tolerate anyone who will hold back and allow people to be hurt if they couldve dealt with the situation this easily. minato it looks like whenever you are ive got a problem with you. (but since it seems youre a better father and husband in this universe, i dont really hate you here.)

naruto got slapped woo

damn it minato you were so close but “we want to protect our kid” is not the thing you say after you just slapped the kid

DONT LIE YOU BUTT
yeah but its not like shes gonna be mad shes probably gonna be worried about him or something if she was mad she wouldve stayed down

minatos making the face again
but naruto if you push her away i swear to fuck
good embrace the love

tsunade’s glasses are totally fake
what, did jiraiya have a thing for meganekkos in this universe?

oh no its working hes embracing the love too much mwahahhaha he wont be able to leave

so when are you going to take him up on that offer, sakura?

yes being alone is hard it really honestly sucks when you have to pick between an abusive family and being alone. most people pick abuse, but that doesnt mean its the right answer.

p 2 yup yup thats all pretty predictable kore-hinata is a cutie yup yup “i hate bugs” NO...

Thu, 09 May 2013 02:19:16 -0400

p 2

yup yup thats all pretty predictable kore-hinata is a cutie yup yup

“i hate bugs” NO ONE EVEN ASKED YOU SHINO GEEZ
so aside from hating bugs i take it his personality’s unchanged

i love how chouji just accepts that she doesnt know whats going on and tells her
like if your best friend didnt know their dead parents were heroes suddenly would you just calmly tell them as if it was normal for them to not know? idk

SUDDENLY SASUKE this is gonna b gud (i have to pause it im getting second hand awkwardness from the irony)

I LOVE HOW EVERYONE JUST ACCEPTS THAT THEY DONT KNOW THEIR OWN NAMES OR BACKSTORIES
also narutos reaction to sasuke was more subdued than i expected

i dont want to see nejis ass this is weird
why do they show the guys butt naked if the girls have to be clothed
they cant show girl butts?

it isnt enough for you that hes home? you want him to start checking out your junk or something?

this movie is basically a fanfiction im pretty sure ive read before

oh no
shes smiling in her portrait
i cant take it
shes happy in this universe
and i know shes going to be told shes wrong for being happy

oh my god i was just thinking “how weird is it that they still live in the same places” and he FUCKING DOESNT
DID SHE JUST THROW A WIDE SCREEN TV AT HIM

zetsus everywhere

is mask guy menma his voice is similar to narutos and i heard menma was a villain

but wait if menma is in this world still then where’s other-sakura?

oh great theyre going to see tsunade thisll be fun

alright im finally watching this god damn movie i was promised itasaku lets go have i mentioned i...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:42:16 -0400

alright im finally watching this god damn movie

i was promised itasaku lets go

have i mentioned i love this song that plays when the akatsuki appear
is it their theme song? ill look into it

the akatsuki have come back from the dead and someone sent a bunch of fifteen year olds to deal with it yeah that makes sense

i do like that this set up gives everyone a perfect excuse to have all nine members in their akasaku fics thats a nice touch

who authorized them to do this with the jutsu names because fuck them with a rusty pipe

god damn it mom what the fuck

jesus christ though how could they do that to her like what the fuck of course shes gonna freak out about it

PUNS

oh my god naruto just cause youre depressed doesnt mean you get to be a dick to everyone

iruka’s more of a dad to naruto than minato ever was, its too bad its not official or hed beat his ass for that

i dont like sakuras mom
oh my god sakura even looks miserable in her family photo this is sad

no naruto d o n t y o u d A RE
dONT DO IT OKAY i get that youre lonely but you have NO FUCKING IDEA what shes talking about dont you even dare

okay i dont get what the writers were going for here sakura doesnt even like sasuke at this point in the timeline

okay im gonna end this post before the humor starts because i can already feel the misunderstandings

i feel like i should have predicted this its exactly the kind of...

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:50:13 -0400

i feel like i should have predicted this its exactly the kind of plot twist kishimoto’s obsessed with

this is the second time this exact thing has happened

i should have seen this coming when they gave her a last name

my otp is the most canon and kakashi can go suck it

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:47:04 -0400

my otp is the most canon and kakashi can go suck it

“you dont really like him, you just want to be...

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:45:50 -0400

“you dont really like him, you just want to be him.”

oh bullshit kakashi youre just jealous hes got a new rival

i see hes still doing the thing god damn kakashi you were...

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:44:33 -0400

i see hes still doing the thing

god damn kakashi you were friends with him for an hour at most

youre the only one that spent the next seventeen years obsessed with it

HE MURDERED THREE TEENAGE GIRLS

Wed, 01 May 2013 02:27:04 -0400

HE MURDERED THREE TEENAGE GIRLS

god damn it kid thats not the right answer either also yes im...

Wed, 01 May 2013 02:04:59 -0400

god damn it kid thats not the right answer either

also yes im just watching pewdiepie’s playthrough of the game dont judge me

to ship or not to ship actually i pick no because you are all...

Wed, 01 May 2013 02:01:32 -0400

to ship or not to ship

actually i pick no because you are all fucked up kids who need to figure out what you really want

there you go the first OT3 i refuse to ship dont count on it happening again

kakashi and obito are fighting again and obitos talking about using the juubi again and some things...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:42:54 -0400

kakashi and obito are fighting again and obitos talking about using the juubi again and some things that sounded important and madaras just like

did you say something im busy SCANNING THE SKIES

well madara just overshadowed EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED THIS...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:40:18 -0400

well madara just overshadowed EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED THIS CHAPTER AGAIN

this is gonna be good

sakura shares most of her panel with kakashi lately

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:38:22 -0400

sakura shares most of her panel with kakashi lately

♠ Have I Mentioned That I Hate You Today ♠ i like that even...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:37:08 -0400

♠ Have I Mentioned That I Hate You Today ♠

i like that even though we havent seen them in a while narutos perfectly prepared to continue flirting right where he left off